Digi-Scene

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

- George Carlin

Trust me, this is not the answer...

I was watching VH1's One Hit Wonders with William Shatner and I realized that not only did I know every song they played, I also knew all of the words. How pathetic is that?

Is this the reason I can't remember where I put my car keys last night? Is it because the space in my brain that would normally be reserved for that piece of information is now being taken up with the fact that the former first lady's CB handle was "Big Mama"?

Today was Boni's birthday and I know in my mind that today should have been all about him and what he would like to do, but damn if it didn't devolve into being all about me.

He's always so considerate of what I'd like to do and I know that he is completely sincere when he tells me that he just enjoys spending time with me no matter what we do. And so I only feel a twinge of guilt when we spend his birthday doing stuff that I like.

Yes today was a perfect Kimday. Getting up late. Browsing through the book sale at the library. Eating a late lunch at Phil's BBQ. Going to Extraordinary Desserts, but not the small one in Hillcrest but to the big one in Little Italy because they have a better selection of decadence.

So, happy birthday Boni. I want to celebrate your birthday with you every year....

*sigh* my poor hair

Instead of looking like Carol Brady, my hairdresser has now managed to make me look like Keith Partridge. As a note of warning to everyone else out there: Don't let your hairdresser get started talking about her rat bastard ex-husband when she has a pair of scissors in her hands. If you do, expect emotional messiness to come spilling out of her hands and into your hair. I don't know why it is that when she gets upset she starts channeling the haircuts of awful '70s TV stars. I need to remind her that she's supposed to be MY cheap therapist, not the other way around.

I've got to start looking for a new hairdresser pronto. Her teenage daughter is about to get her drivers license and I'm starting to get anxiety attacks about what other TV shows she watched. What's next? Little House on the Prairie?

Anybody know of someone who can feng shui hair?