Digi-Scene

1. The answer ring of my co-worker's cell phone that he invariably leaves unattended on his desk while he's getting a cup of coffee (Justin Timberlake? Really????)

2. Mom calling during the last inning of the ballgame.

3. The tourist in front of me in line at Bronx Pizza who wants to know what "whitestone" is.

4. The police helicopter hovering over our neighborhood at night giving unintelligble instructions over its loudspeaker. Turns out it was an escaped mental patient from the nearby hospital. I was boiling my water just in case.

5. People who think they can "help" me with my job, because "I use Google all the time".