CRACKBERRY addict.
(You thought I was going to say Mormon, didn't you?)
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Day 2 of no phone. Going cold turkey without my BlackBerry is not the way I wanted to handle my addiction. I wanted some coddling, some "Here's a little methadone (aka old fashioned flip phone) to get you through the worst of it." I'm isolated, lonely, and dangerously desperate for a fix. Why else do you think I'm blogging at 2:26 am when normal and sane people are sleeping? Besides the fact that Twitter is too confining when you're anxious and wired?
Arggh, sleep. I need sleep!
"Don't use semicolons. They stand for absolutely nothing. They are transvestite hermaphrodites. They are just a way of showing off. To show that you have been to college." - Kurt Vonnegut, in a speech to Albion College students entitled "How to Get a Job Like Mine"
It's a good thing he didn't take aim at commas, ellipses, and parentheses (all of which are my personal favorite punctuations)....
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