Digi-Scene

"Don't use semicolons. They stand for absolutely nothing. They are transvestite hermaphrodites. They are just a way of showing off. To show that you have been to college." - Kurt Vonnegut, in a speech to Albion College students entitled "How to Get a Job Like Mine"

It's a good thing he didn't take aim at commas, ellipses, and parentheses (all of which are my personal favorite punctuations)....